khaleesiunchained:

monicalewinsky1996:

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

fact: most men cant accomplish either
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Jenga✊

thatfunnyblog:

because pitbulls are so terrible right?….


Highlight of yesterday’s shift #funtimes


turn-up-for-what:

housewifeswag:

I need 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds.

i need 6 hours of this please

white people


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You&Me by Disclosure (Flume Remix)

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You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.

How I Met Your Mother  (via fawun)

| Alee Rose by Randy Drevland | ©

Think about the first name you were ever called,
and then think how long it took until
you got called a pussy
or a slut,
or a bitch,
or a whore,
all of which are words that fall too close to ‘girl.’

Think about the first time you got called a ‘girl’
and they said it with a sneer.
Like it was a bad thing.

For a boy, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.
For a girl, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.

Remember, black widow spiders and female praying mantises eat their partners after intercourse.
Remember, it’s the lionesses who hunt.
They come back with bloody muzzles, dragging bloated carcasses as the alpha lion strides around with his mane puffing out.
Remember, it’s only the female mosquitoes who drink blood.
We’re the ones who do the necessary work, dirty our hands,
fuck or fight or both.
We’re often the smaller sex, which makes us a harder target
as we slink close and sink our teeth in.

Remember: we’re deadly.

You should be proud to be called a girl.


'Most Female Killers use Poison,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)
Just doing my physical assessment assignment on my girlfriend

stroebe:

porter robinson - sea of voices 

worlds album coming soon 【=◈︿◈=】